I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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