He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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