have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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