Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
