Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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