i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Randomize
