This girl is more easily done than said...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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