My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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