"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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