Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Girls should come with a carfax report
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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