i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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