i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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