I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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