Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
there is glitter all over my balls
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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