i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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