Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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