if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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