dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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