I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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