I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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