Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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