words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
he's single and there are thong briefs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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