it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
