quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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