im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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