it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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