People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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