Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
