had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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