I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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