So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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