I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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