I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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