Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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