at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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