And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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