quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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