Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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