wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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