Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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