Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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