Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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