I'm so fucking centered right now
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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