Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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