sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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