Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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