we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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