So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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