We're like a lot better than the average bears
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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