My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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