Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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