My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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