I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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