Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
