I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
