She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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